Masa M3d1NA

05/28/2026

Not only do I bring the sweets… I bring the balance too; with fresh Meal Prep Salads because we love options around here 🥗

Orders are open each week until Wednesday(s) at Noon
Pickup Sunday(s)

Fresh, customizable, and packed with protein. Minimum order: 2 salads.
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Chicken Caprese Salad – $11

Spinach spring mix, grilled chicken, mozzarella pearls, grape tomatoes, crunchy croutons.
Dressing: Balsamic vinaigrette
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Chicken Caesar Salad – $10

Crisp romaine, shredded parmesan, crunchy croutons, grilled chicken.
Dressing: Caesar
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Chicken Cobb Salad – $12

Romaine & spinach spring mix, grilled chicken, bacon, grape tomatoes, red onion, blue cheese, hard-boiled egg.
Dressing: Ranch
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Southwest Chicken Salad – $11.50

Romaine & spinach spring mix, grilled chicken, black beans, corn, red onion, tortilla strips.
Dressing: Chipotle Ranch
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Asian Chicken Salad – $11

Spinach spring mix, cabbage mix, cucumber, red bell pepper, wonton strips, grilled chicken.
Dressing: Asian sesame
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Mediterranean Chicken Salad – $11.50

Spinach spring mix, cucumber, green bell pepper, red onion, grape tomatoes, feta, grilled chicken.
Dressing: Greek
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Berry Salad – $12

Romaine & spinach spring mix, strawberries, blueberries, slivered almonds, feta, wonton strips, grilled chicken.
Dressing: Poppyseed
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Notes:
• Ingredients can be removed or swapped—just let me know when ordering. Price will reflect change.

• Perfect for lunch, dinner, or meal prep!

• Extra dressing .50
• Return of containers .50 Credit per container

05/27/2026

TRES LECHES CAKE

Because regular cake is cute… but soaked cake with zero self-control issues is better 😌

Available next Tuesday 6/2:

🍓 Vanilla with Strawberry $7
🍫 Chocolate with Oreo $7

Perfectly soaked, extra indulgent, and dangerously good. Like “I’ll just take one bite” then suddenly the container is empty 😭

— Don’t Be a Sour B***h Bakery 💋

05/15/2026

SOLD!
🚨 EXTRA ALERT 🚨

I’ve got ONE extra 8x8 vanilla tres leches cake loaded with strawberries available for pickup TODAY 🍓

Moist. Creamy. Dangerous to your self-control
$20
📍Pickup today
📩 Message me to claim

05/11/2026

05/10/2026

12 HOURS. A whole lotta baking, restocking, chaos, and caffeine later… and y’all really showed up for me today 🥹💅

I just wanna say THANK YOU to every single person who drove out, stopped by, shared my posts, messaged me about orders, hyped me up, and supported my little sourdough dream today. The love and support I felt today was unreal.

When I closed up at 8pm tonight, all I had left was:
1- 2ct jalapeño cheddar scone
1-2ct cinnamon streusel muffin pack
1- slice of strawberry pie
3- banana pudding fluff cups

Y’ALL ALMOST SOLD ME OUT 😭😭😭

My heart is so insanely full tonight. Sometimes I still can’t believe this little idea in my head turned into something people genuinely support and get excited about. Thank you for believing in me, supporting small business, and keeping this sassy bakery girl busy 💖

Now excuse me while I go collapse dramatically and recover 😂

I WILL NOT BE OPEN 5/10, I hope you all have a great rest of this beautiful weekend & Mother’s Day 😘

05/06/2026

🚨 POP-UP ALERT 🚨

If your weekend plans don’t include carbs… fix that immediately 😌

I’ll be popping up this weekend with all the goods—fresh sourdough, sweet treats, and a few extra surprises that didn’t even make the menu 👀

Pull up, grab something delicious, and support your favorite baker!

Because honestly… life’s too short for boring bread.

📍 Don’t miss it. Tell a friend, bring a friend, be the friend.

05/01/2026

🚨 POP-UP ALERT 🚨 NEXT WEEKND ‼️

I’m hosting my FIRST EVER pop-up on Mother’s Day weekend- cause what mom really wants… is CARBS

Come grab something sweet, something buttery, something you’ll hide from your family in the car before you even get home. I won’t judge.

📍 Saturday, May 9th – Sunday, May 10th
⏰ 8AM – 8PM (or until I sell out 🤞🏻)

💳 Mobile payments preferred — I will NOT have change

First come, First served

Bring your mom, your bestie, or just yourself.
Pull up, show love, and support your local sourdough baker

Let’s make this first pop-up one for the books 💜

04/27/2026

🚨 POP-UP ALERT 🚨

Your favorite sourDough Dealer is stepping OUTSIDE and into the streets… well just my drive-way actually😏

I’m hosting my FIRST EVER pop-up Mother’s Day weekend- cause what mom really wants… is CARBS

Come grab something sweet, something buttery, something you’ll hide from your family in the car before you even get home. I won’t judge.

📍 Saturday, May 9th – Sunday, May 10th
⏰ 8AM – 8PM (or until I sell out 🤞🏻)

💳 Mobile payments preferred — I will NOT have change, don’t set us both up for failure

🚫 No pre-orders. First come, First served

Bring your mom, your bestie, or just yourself.
Pull up, show love, and support your local sourdough baker

Let’s make this first pop-up one for the books 💜

04/22/2026

🚨 EXTRA EXTRA 🚨

Got a few OG Cinnamon Rolls up for grabs this weekend 4ct/$12

04/21/2026

🚨 POP-UP ALERT 🚨

Your favorite sourDough Dealer is stepping OUTSIDE and into the streets… well just my drive-way actually😏

I’m hosting my FIRST EVER pop-up Mother’s Day weekend- cause what mom really wants… is CARBS

Come grab something sweet, something buttery, something you’ll hide from your family in the car before you even get home. I won’t judge.

📍 Saturday, May 9th – Sunday, May 10th
⏰ 8AM – 8PM (or until I sell out 🤞🏻)

💳 Mobile payments preferred — I will NOT have change, don’t set us both up for failure

🚫 No pre-orders this week from this menu.
First come, First served

Bring your mom, your bestie, or just yourself.
Pull up, show love, and support your local sourdough baker

Let’s make this first pop-up one for the books 💜