The Scotian Realm

The Scotian Realm Thousands of years ago, at the fall of the Yogabiffian Empire, two northern peoples arose from the ashes: the peaceful Scotians, and the warlike Briars.

In time, the Briars rose to enslave the Scotians, until their yoke of oppression was destroyed in the War of Independence in 1672. Since then, they have adopted Scottish as their official language and vowed to provide transportation services to all travelers in need (as well as bread), always devoted to their ways of whimsicality. Positive relations have been established with the Achiamites and Falconi to the south, and peace has at last been achieved with their former foes, the Briars of Brianland. Thus, the future looks bright for this nascent nation of abnormalcy.

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The East Half Of The North Half (the Northeast Quarter, I Guess) Of The Suite Of Physickians
Oatville, KS

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