07/04/2016
Ok... So what to do when you have a non-fully dried/life sized heel as a topper that's shaking like a leaf, which is being delivered ALONE (by myself) on the bumpiest road ever, trying to hold the box with one hand, GPS'ing with the other and steering with my knee - all while trying to text "be right there!" AND THEN... your bumper gets tapped by the car behind you in bumper to bumper traffic... -______- Not good.
**XANAX seriously needs to come in IV form..**
On a different note, how gorgeous is this bride to be?? She's like... Americas Next Top Model gorgeous... And that clutch!
Liza Huber and her mom Susan Lucci hosted the most elegant bridal shower and had the perfect weather for it. Everyone was dressed so classy, I swear it looked like any second, BeyoncΓ© was gonna walk in. MEANWHILE... I'm trying to find a dark corner and hide (so no one notices me) while I make sure everything made it ok. I was wearing broken flip flops, clothes with flour stains and hair looking like it belonged on Tales from the Crypt. (When is salt and pepper hair ever gonna be the in thing??) And of COURSE that's the day I formally meet Susan Lucci...
ANYWAY.. 4 heels later and after one of the most stressful drives of my life = No intravenous Xanax needed.
On a side note, while setting up, Hayden jumps on top of the table, grabs my icing bag and says: "I can help you! I'm really good at icing stuff!" o_o Noooooooooo..... Lol... I said: Let's take a picture instead. ^_^