Evol Corp

Evol Corp Evol Corp, In the business of evil since the beginning of time. One of those pictures was of an attractive woman, and the other was of a Very ugly bitch.

Some Examples of Evil things Evol Corp has been involved in:

In a 2004 study in the field of weird-sh*t-we-can-make-babies-do, An Evol Corp Associate made several babies look at two pictures. Out of these babies (all of seven-days old, max), 100 percent looked significantly longer at pictures of the "attractive woman" rather than the "ugly bitch". Mean things we at Evol Corp do:

1.We glare at t

hat happy doofus of a neighbor who is perpetually smiling at us.

2.We don't hold the doors open for ANYONE!!! No little old ladies, no wheelchair,crutches or over-burdened shopper, just walk on through and let that door hit our ass on the way IN. We convince ourselves that there was more distance between us and the person behind us if we start to feel bad, but cmon we are Evol Corp, that doesn't happen.

3.We don''t say thank-you or please to anyone for anything. Not to the coffee shop girl, the bus driver, our co-workers, our kids, f**k them! Because they haven't done anything to deserve such niceties.

4.We get a feeling of Euphoria from Walking past someone with a visible handicap, or weird clothing, or almost ANYTHING and say "EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!"


Things we've been blamed for:

We had nothing to do with 9/11

School explosion in New London Texas in 1937.... ok, that was us... haha they still think it was a gas leak....

01/06/2024
01/20/2014
We support angry mothers kicking peoples faces. >:D
11/23/2013

We support angry mothers kicking peoples faces. >:D

2 teens start fighting... Then mom comes in.

04/16/2013

Loosen someones bike tires.

Preserve your children in the fridge, they will stay young forever. >:)
02/05/2013

Preserve your children in the fridge, they will stay young forever. >:)

02/05/2013

HAte!! yes HATE MORE!!! Oh we are swimming in bliss!! D:

02/05/2013

Stealing candy from a baby.*chuckles*

11/14/2011

Recommending this website, full of Evol deeds by the one called David Thorne

10/30/2011

We at Evol Corp encourage making children cry.

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