08/19/2026
**LIFE IS HARD. ORDER THE DAMN COOKIE. ๐ช๐**
School is back.
Football season is here. ๐
The calendar has approximately 74 things on it.
Someone needs to be at practice.
Someone needs a ride.
Someone forgot something at home.
There's laundry in the washer that has now been washed twice because nobody remembered to move it.
There are 47 water bottles rolling around in the car.
And at 6:37 p.m., someone will inevitably have the AUDACITY to ask...
**โWhat's for dinner?โ**
Ma'am. I don't even know what DAY it is. ๐
Unfortunately, I cannot do your laundry, drive your kids to practice, answer the group text, find the missing cleat, or figure out what you're feeding everybody tonight.
**But I can sell you a damn good cookie.** ๐๐ช
So pick your level of emotional support:
๐ **COOKIE CAKES โ $55**
*When your problems require 12 inches of cookie.*
Birthday? Game day? Team party? Bad Tuesday? Your kid remembered their own water bottle for once? WE CELEBRATE EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.
๐จ **CHEWABLE SCOOPS โ $24/dozen**
*For when you need to stress-eat, but make it adorable.*
Little bites of edible cookie-dough goodness because sometimes committing to an entire cookie feels like one responsibility too many. ๐
**Flavors:**
๐ช Chocolate Chip Cookie
๐ Key Lime Pie
๐ฅฅ Coconut Cream Pie
๐ Lemon
๐ฅ Peanut Butter Cup
๐ค Cookies & Cream
Choose up to **3 flavors per dozen!**
๐ช **BIG BAKERY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES โ $36/dozen**
*For problems too big for regular-sized cookies.*
Big. Thick. Soft. Loaded with chocolate.
These are the kind of cookies you eat standing over the kitchen counter after everyone finally goes to bed while staring into the distance wondering how tomorrow is somehow already happening. ๐
๐คค **STUFFED COOKIES**
*For when things have officially gotten out of hand.*
Because sometimes a giant chocolate chip cookie isn't enough.
Sometimes you need to put MORE DESSERT **INSIDE THE DESSERT.**
I don't make the rules. ๐
So if life currently feels like one giant combination of:
๐ practice
๐ homework
๐ carpool
๐งบ laundry
๐ฝ๏ธ โwhat's for dinner?โ
๐ฑ 193 unread group-text (or GroupMe iykyk) messages
๐ตโ๐ซ and general nonsense...
I have your back.
Well...
I have cookies.
**Basically the same thing.** ๐๐ช
Message me to order!
And remember:
**Life is hard.
Order the damn cookie.**