No Name Sweets and Treats

08/19/2026

**LIFE IS HARD. ORDER THE DAMN COOKIE. 🍪😂**

School is back.
Football season is here. 🏈
The calendar has approximately 74 things on it.

Someone needs to be at practice.
Someone needs a ride.
Someone forgot something at home.
There's laundry in the washer that has now been washed twice because nobody remembered to move it.
There are 47 water bottles rolling around in the car.
And at 6:37 p.m., someone will inevitably have the AUDACITY to ask...
**“What's for dinner?”**
Ma'am. I don't even know what DAY it is. 😂

Unfortunately, I cannot do your laundry, drive your kids to practice, answer the group text, find the missing cleat, or figure out what you're feeding everybody tonight.

**But I can sell you a damn good cookie.** 😂🍪

So pick your level of emotional support:

🎂 **COOKIE CAKES — $55**
*When your problems require 12 inches of cookie.*

Birthday? Game day? Team party? Bad Tuesday? Your kid remembered their own water bottle for once? WE CELEBRATE EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.

🍨 **CHEWABLE SCOOPS — $24/dozen**
*For when you need to stress-eat, but make it adorable.*

Little bites of edible cookie-dough goodness because sometimes committing to an entire cookie feels like one responsibility too many. 😂

**Flavors:**
🍪 Chocolate Chip Cookie
💚 Key Lime Pie
🥥 Coconut Cream Pie
🍋 Lemon
🥜 Peanut Butter Cup
🖤 Cookies & Cream

Choose up to **3 flavors per dozen!**

🍪 **BIG BAKERY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES — $36/dozen**
*For problems too big for regular-sized cookies.*

Big. Thick. Soft. Loaded with chocolate.

These are the kind of cookies you eat standing over the kitchen counter after everyone finally goes to bed while staring into the distance wondering how tomorrow is somehow already happening. 😂

🤤 **STUFFED COOKIES**
*For when things have officially gotten out of hand.*
Because sometimes a giant chocolate chip cookie isn't enough.
Sometimes you need to put MORE DESSERT **INSIDE THE DESSERT.**
I don't make the rules. 😂
So if life currently feels like one giant combination of:
🏈 practice
📚 homework
🚗 carpool
🧺 laundry
🍽️ “what's for dinner?”
📱 193 unread group-text (or GroupMe iykyk) messages
😵‍💫 and general nonsense...

I have your back.

Well...
I have cookies.
**Basically the same thing.** 😂🍪
Message me to order!
And remember:

**Life is hard.
Order the damn cookie.**

08/16/2026

🚨 NEW TREAT ALERT… and I don’t actually know what to call these yet. 😂

I started playing around in the kitchen and somehow ended up making what looks like ice cream… except you CHEW IT. 🍨😂

They’re soft, sweet, scoopable little bites of edible cookie-dough goodness, and now I need y’all to settle the important issue:

🍦 Chewable Ice Cream
🍨 Chewable Scoops
🍪 Edible Cookie Dough

WHAT ARE WE CALLING THESE?!

And because apparently I have no self-control when testing a new treat, I made SEVEN flavors:

🍪 Chocolate Chip
🥜 Peanut Butter Cup
🍋 Lemon
🔥 S’mores
🥥 Coconut Cream Pie
💚 Key Lime Pie
🖤 Cookies & Cream

They seriously look like tiny scoops of ice cream and I am kind of obsessed. 😂

Now I need my official taste-test committee (aka Facebook) to weigh in:

1. What should I call them?
2. Which flavor are you grabbing FIRST?
3. What flavor do I need to make next?

Because depending on what y’all say, these little scoops may be making their way onto the No Name Sweets & Treats menu. 👀🍨🍪

08/09/2026

08/09/2026

🎓 Apparently graduating with honors requires cake AND an unreasonable amount of chocolate chips. 😂🍪

Congratulations to the graduate Magin! 💙🧡
We celebrated accordingly with a white almond cake with raspberry filling and some seriously THICC chocolate chip cookies — because tiny cookies have never accomplished anything great. 🤣

And yes… those cookies are every bit as soft, gooey and chocolate-loaded on the inside as they look. 🤤

Need sweets for a graduation, birthday, shower, or just because you’ve had a week and deserve a cookie the size of your palm? 😂
No Name Sweets & Treats is taking orders! 🍪🎂

📩 Message me to get on the calendar!

P.S. Swipe to the last picture for the cookie money shot. 👀🍫

08/08/2026

08/08/2026

🏈 Brady is ONE… and these cookies almost made me retire early.😂

The footballs? Cute.
The jerseys? Adorable.
The little “ONE” plaques? Loved them.

Those football field yard lines?
We are no longer on speaking terms. 🤣

At one point I was pretty sure I was going to have to tell the customer, “So… funny story… football fields don’t have lines anymore.” 💀

But somehow we made it to the end zone, nobody got benched, and I actually LOVE how this set turned out! 🏈💚🤎

Happy 1st Birthday, Brady!

No Name Sweets & Treats
Making cute cookies through sheer determination, caffeine, and spite. 😂

07/31/2026

07/31/2026

Someone tell Pooh there was supposed to be enough hunny for everyone… 🍯🐻😂

Good thing I made a little extra! This Pooh-inspired baby shower set features a double-decker cookie cake and matching decorated sugar cookies, all ready to celebrate a little hunny on the way. 💛🐝

If you’ve been thinking about ordering custom cookies or a cookie cake for your next celebration, consider this your sign! 😉

I’m now booking custom orders, so send me a message and let’s create something sweet together!

Which would you grab first—the cookie cake or the cookies? 👇🍪

07/13/2026

✨ Another custom order out the door! ✨

Congratulations, Sienna! ❤️💙🤍 Wishing you an incredible Rangerette season and an unforgettable year ahead!

I had so much fun creating these custom cookies to celebrate this special milestone. Every set is made from scratch and designed specifically for your event—from birthdays and graduations to sports celebrations, corporate events, and everything in between.

There’s nothing I love more than bringing your ideas to life one cookie at a time! 🍪

Thank you for trusting me to be a small part of your celebration. I hope these make the day just a little sweeter!

If you have an upcoming event, I’d love to create something custom just for you. My calendar fills up quickly, so be sure to book early!

📩 Send me a message to reserve your date!

05/22/2026

I said “sure I can do cake pops for the birthday.”
What I apparently meant was:
“YES I would LOVE to spend my entire day covered in chocolate while individually bagging 72 tiny edible hockey pucks on sticks.” 🎉🫠

Featuring:
🤎 Chocolate cake pops
🌈 Funfetti cake pops
✨ A medically concerning amount of sprinkles
😵‍💫 Me fighting for my life with twist ties

At one point I genuinely considered just throwing sprinkles in the air and letting fate decide. 😂

But look how cute they came outtttt.
Tiny little birthday happiness on a stick. 💛