06/13/2026
Good morning and happy Saturday, Bread Wagon friends!
I’m facing a serious adulting dilemma today and could use some guidance.
Option 1: Be a responsible homeowner. Finish the yard work, spread mulch, spray weeds, and attempt to revive what is rapidly becoming a historical landmark known as “The Abandoned Neglected House.”
Option 2: Spend the entire day in the kitchen and declare tomorrow Cinnamon Roll Sunday. No sourdough. No artisan bread. Just me, butter, cinnamon, and poor life choices. Then roll the wagon out tomorrow loaded with cinnamon rolls and zero regrets.
Option 3: Drive to a mini donkey auction and absolutely, positively, definitely NOT buy another donkey.
Please note that Option 3 is a trap. We all know how these stories end.
My brain says yard work.
My bakery heart says cinnamon rolls.
My farm heart says, “You know what would solve all your problems? Another donkey.”
Cast your votes below. If I come home with a donkey, I blame all of you. If I spend 12 hours making cinnamon rolls, I also blame all of you. If I choose yard work… well, let’s be honest, nobody believes that’s going to happen. 😂🐴🍞🌱