Vice Bites

06/01/2026

Good Monday morning, everyone! ☀️🥨

These are our current pretzel flavors along with our Flavor of the Month! 🤎

In honor of Father’s Day, this month’s special flavor is Bourbon Bliss — a rich bourbon-flavored coating topped with toasted pecans and brown sugar. It’s the perfect blend of sweet, nutty, and indulgent! 🤤

Whether you’re treating Dad, bringing dessert to a gathering, or just satisfying a sweet tooth, we’ve got you covered.

✨ Everything is made fresh to order.
📩 Message us to place an order!

As always, thank you for supporting Vice Bites and my small business! 🫶

05/31/2026

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✔ Inside & outside cleaning
✔ Deep cleans & extreme messes
✔ Decluttering & overwhelming cleanups
✔ Pet accidents, smells, & fur (yes… that too)
✔ Homes, yards, sheds — if it’s dirty, I’m in

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04/30/2026

✨ Introducing the Vice Bites Dipped Collection ✨

Perfect for birthdays, baby showers, parties, dessert tables & special events 🩷🥨🍫

Choose from 3 customizable tiers featuring:
• Pretzel Rods
• Pretzel Twists
• Rice Krispies
• Dipped Oreos
• Cake Pops
• Wafers

All treats are fully themed to match your event ✨

Now offering add-ons including custom labels & individual wrapping!

📍Serving:
Covington, Mandeville, Slidell, Lacombe, Pearl River, Kenner, Metairie & New Orleans

📅 Orders require 1 week notice
💌 Message to book your date

04/17/2026

Happy Friday🥨

Pretty treats, good vibes, and a little bit of sweetness 🤎✨

Message me today to order your yummy box 🙌🏼🎉

04/05/2026

☕✨ START YOUR WEEK OFF RIGHT ✨🥨

Preorders are officially OPEN today and tomorrow for our Brewed Bites Café Collection 🤎
Pick up on Tuesday 🙌🏼

Kick off your week with your favorite coffee flavors Reimagined into our handcrafted chocolate-covered pretzels 😍

☕ Vanilla Bean Latte
🍮 Caramel Macchiato
🍫 Java Chip Mocha
⚫ Espresso

Perfect for a pick-me-up or a sweet Tuesday treat 👀

📦 Mini Pretzel Box – Dozen $25 (3 of each flavor)
🥨 Pretzel Rods – 3 Pack $10 | Bouquet (12) $28

🗓️ Pickup: Tuesday Morning
⏳ Limited preorder window so don’t wait!

📲 To order, message us on Facebook
💳 Payments accepted: Cash App • Venmo • Debit/Credit

04/05/2026

From my family to yours,

HAPPY EASTER🐣🐰🩷

04/03/2026

🚨 PARTY PACKAGE ALERT 🚨

Happy Friday everyone! 🎉

Our Party Package Menu is officially here and ready to elevate your next event. Whether you're planning a birthday, shower, school event, or celebration of any kind, we’ve got options that are curated to fit your vibe and guest count.

✨ Each party package includes a FREE collectible pretzel keychain to remember your special occasion!

📦 Package Options:
Tier 1 — $85 (100 pretzels)
Tier 2 — $150 (200 pretzels)
Tier 3 — $200 (300 pretzels)

🍬 Customize your order with a variety of flavors and add-ons to match your theme. We also offer individual packaging with personalized labels for just $45—perfect for guest favors!

Spots fill up fast, so be sure to place your order in advance. Let us help make your event both sweet and unforgettable 🤍

📲 Message to book your date!

03/31/2026

Easter is 5 days away 🐰💕

If you’re still thinking about baskets, treats, or something sweet to bring… I’ve got you ✨

From Bunny Hop pretzels to Strawberry Crumble and loaded bunny bark, everything is fresh and ready to go 💖

Perfect for Easter baskets, gifts, or just because 😏

📍 Serving the Northshore & NOLA
📲 Text (985) 960-4587 or message us on Facebook to order
💰 CashApp | Venmo | Card accepted

Don’t wait until the last minute… message me now 🐣

03/30/2026

📢 PREORDER NOW! ENDS FRIDAY, APRIL 3

Your Brewed Bites Café Collection is here 🥨☕

Experience your favorite coffee shop drinks as handcrafted chocolate-covered pretzels — made fresh just for you! 🤎

☕ Vanilla Bean Latte
🍮 Caramel Macchiato
🍫 Java Chip Mocha
⚫ Espresso

📦 Mini Pretzel Box – Dozen $25 (3 of each flavor)
🥨 Pretzel Rods – 3 Pack $10 | Bouquet (12) $28

✨ Limited preorder availability – don’t miss out!

📲 Order now on Facebook
💳 Payments accepted:
Cash App • Venmo • Debit/Credit