07/24/2026
I keep waiting for the responsible adult in my brain to clock in.
Instead, the neighborhood feral goblin keeps showing up with a piping bag and a dream.
Today’s crime?
Tiny jean pockets.
Nobody asked for them.
They serve absolutely no purpose.
Yet somehow they exist because my brain saw leftover icing and immediately whispered, “You know what these cookies need? Denim.”
At this point, I’m less of a baker and more of an accomplice to whatever ridiculous ideas my brain comes up with.
Anyway… welcome back to Cookie Week, where the leftovers have officially become their own personality trait.
Stay tuned. We still haven’t made it through the pile yet.
Love y’all like butter loves biscuits. 🤎🍪