Vivian’s Boulangerie

Vivian’s Boulangerie french inspired pastries from austin’s pastry chef kendall melton, available for pick up or delivered straight to your door within austin city limits.

2023. if you’re new here, welcome.
12/14/2023

2023. if you’re new here, welcome.

happy thanksgiving, ya turkeys.
11/23/2023

happy thanksgiving, ya turkeys.

and finally, the almond croissant. she has a gown room, and loves to wear big fabulous earrings. she charges her crystal...
11/17/2023

and finally, the almond croissant. she has a gown room, and loves to wear big fabulous earrings. she charges her crystals during the full moon, which gives her the energy to stay up late planning theme parties. she doesn’t let any man speak over her in a meeting (ever), and can build a mean charcuterie board. she is the moment - always.

the mushroom tiger claw hates the feel of leftover superglue on his hands. he audibly sighs when someone takes too long ...
11/17/2023

the mushroom tiger claw hates the feel of leftover superglue on his hands. he audibly sighs when someone takes too long at the grocery store to pick out a cheese. he once met keith richards and won’t stop talking about it thirty years later, and he will absolutely cut you off in traffic.

the pain au chocolat is meryl streep & i will not be taking questions at this time.
11/16/2023

the pain au chocolat is meryl streep & i will not be taking questions at this time.

the macaroni and cheese kolache does not hope this email finds you well and is probably on pto. they use phrases like “n...
11/16/2023

the macaroni and cheese kolache does not hope this email finds you well and is probably on pto. they use phrases like “no cap” & “bussin’” and no matter how hard you try, you still sound ancient when you say it back. they think you’re cringe, but they still ask you to check your watch to see what time is it (probably as a joke).

the cranberries & cream tiger claw is really tired of you asking if she has to let it linger. she reuses her ziploc bags...
11/14/2023

the cranberries & cream tiger claw is really tired of you asking if she has to let it linger. she reuses her ziploc bags, and is desperate to befriend a murder of crows. she has jersey sheets in the summer & changes them to flannel in the winter, and no, they aren’t navy blue.

the ham & cheese croissant has a case of the mondays. he picks up spam calls just to try out his newest accent (irish), ...
11/14/2023

the ham & cheese croissant has a case of the mondays. he picks up spam calls just to try out his newest accent (irish), and his feelings get a little hurt when they hang up. he once painted a picture of the hulk that he still proudly displays in his bedroom. someday he really wants to create an app that matches you with your perfect sandwich, and he’d call it “ehamonrye”.

order thanksgiving pastries so strong, your brother-in-law will forget his politics are effin’ wrong. dm me for order in...
11/12/2023

order thanksgiving pastries so strong, your brother-in-law will forget his politics are effin’ wrong. dm me for order info, and enjoy these little folks getting ready for you.

how to make a dream come true in three easy steps: •make choices! decide to pursue a career in a field that was really o...
07/28/2023

how to make a dream come true in three easy steps:
•make choices! decide to pursue a career in a field that was really only a hobby, move to a city where you know three whole people, and lay the foundation for your imposters syndrome.
•do it! get into that career and fail like a million times and keep doing it and read books and learn from people and fail some more and start therapy and keep failing but have a win now and again and smile (but not if a man asks you to) and ice your feet.
•quit! leave the career entirely and look to other avenues (how about vet school!?) and plan a new future and then get wriggled back in because you really do miss it and you secretly really do love it and then make it a full time business during a global pandemic and then get a real job and convince them to do this flavor and then get it into whole foods all across texas, then make sure to reinforce that imposter syndrome you worked so hard on, take one moment of pride and back to step two.

it’s so easy!

the chocolate chip cookies & cream ice cream loves to lay out in the sun. she only flies private, has a wine cellar that...
07/05/2023

the chocolate chip cookies & cream ice cream loves to lay out in the sun. she only flies private, has a wine cellar that’s always full, and has never met a hot dog she didn’t like. she once took drugs from stranger, passed out, and was carried out by another stranger. she makes friends everywhere, and could be yours too.

THIS IS NOT A PASTRY. two of the five kittens rescued three weeks ago have been adopted! three more to go. two orange la...
06/21/2023

THIS IS NOT A PASTRY. two of the five kittens rescued three weeks ago have been adopted! three more to go. two orange ladies (RARE) and one perfect mama (SNUGGLY) are looking for a home. know any suckers? lets live the vivian’s dream and get them homes. free almond croissants if you do.

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9607 Research Blvd, Ste 300
Austin, TX
78759

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