The Feral Crumb

The Feral Crumb The Feral Crumb is a small-batch micro bakery in a small town in Colorado. Ran by an unhinged feral wife, and her taste-tester husband.

Operation under Cottage Food regulations.

These things are FULL of sin 🤤. Only 5 survived the dipping process, so we might have to make these special-order, they ...
07/26/2025

These things are FULL of sin 🤤. Only 5 survived the dipping process, so we might have to make these special-order, they are HEAVY and decided to become taste testers and fell apart 😭. Since these are 2x the size of our normal cake pops, they will be $2.50 each. Normally we can get 18 cake pops from our original mould, these moulds made 8. Here soon, we will have the self-serve honor station and we will have our normal cake pops available for $1 each!

🎃It's officially spooky season, don't even try to argue with us about that!🎃 Now that we are in agreement, carrot cake, ...
07/21/2025

🎃It's officially spooky season, don't even try to argue with us about that!🎃
Now that we are in agreement, carrot cake, and pumpkin spice cake pops will be available!!! Also, hopefully starting next month, we will have a self-serve honor system in place on our porch! Because the batty 🦇 owner works nights like the vampire she is, and needs her precious "beauty sleep" 🙄. Anyway, we will announce the opening of the self-serve station and where to find it. And yes, unfortunately there will be cameras, so be sure to make "friendly" gestures to the owner 😂.

TRADES WILL BE WELCOME TOO!!!! Like I said, this owner is batty, so bring bones in trade for treats! Or any handmade gift, really 🤗. Stay tuned for release dates and openings!!!

The husband has been sick the past 3 days. I made a reduced sugar banana bread for him to help his body absorb something...
06/23/2025

The husband has been sick the past 3 days. I made a reduced sugar banana bread for him to help his body absorb something. Not gonna lie, even with the reduced sugar, I thought it was quite amazing! HEALING POWERS OF BAKING ACTIVATE 💪🏻😄

To celebrate the strawberry moon 🌝 🍓 we will also be offering strawberry cake pops this weekend for the release! Strawbe...
06/12/2025

To celebrate the strawberry moon 🌝 🍓 we will also be offering strawberry cake pops this weekend for the release! Strawberry cake with strawberry flavored chocolate 🤤 $1 each, $24 for a full batch. Let's make it epic! 😎

You know you want some 😜 🤤. THIS WEEKEND 🍰 cake pops will be released! They're going to be white cake with chocolate coa...
06/12/2025

You know you want some 😜 🤤.

THIS WEEKEND 🍰 cake pops will be released! They're going to be white cake with chocolate coating and sugar sprinkles. Each pop is $1, one batch makes 24 (so $24 for a batch) and I will make custom pops if half or whole batch is bought! Pick up will be Friday and Saturday, June 14th and 15th. Perfect for fathers day! *nudge nudge*

Let's get to cakePOPPING!! 🤣🤣🤣 funny?? No? oh ok 😐

🧨 CAKE POPS THAT GO BANG 🎇 Fresh outta The Feral Crumb kitchen:Red velvet cake pops, cloaked in creamy white chocolate a...
06/08/2025

🧨 CAKE POPS THAT GO BANG 🎇
Fresh outta The Feral Crumb kitchen:
Red velvet cake pops, cloaked in creamy white chocolate and hit with a bold blue drizzle, because nothing says America like cake on a stick 🤣.

They’re moist. Dangerous. $1 each.
Perfect for your July cravings or any excuse to eat like the goblin you truly are.

When they’re gone, they’re gone, like your last shred of self-control.

Message to claim yours.
Eat them. Hoard them. Offer them as bribes. We don’t judge.

A whole batch is 24 pops, I will make custom pops if half or whole batch is bought to cover expenses 🎆

Bonus pic of one that decided existing was too hard. He was sacrificed to the taste tester 🪦

🔥 WE’RE BACK, BABY 🔥We have returned to Colorado, and what’s the first thing out of the oven?Banana bread with coconut, ...
06/03/2025

🔥 WE’RE BACK, BABY 🔥
We have returned to Colorado, and what’s the first thing out of the oven?
Banana bread with coconut, so fresh it’s still whispering secrets from the underworld.

We’re rested, feral as ever, and ready to flood your month with carbs, chaos, and comfort.
New bakes coming soon. Old favorites are warming up.
Keep your eyes peeled and your appetites sharp. June just got a whole lot tastier!!

Can't wait for this weekend. Going out of state, meeting new people, seeing old friends, then coming home and wreaking h...
05/27/2025

Can't wait for this weekend. Going out of state, meeting new people, seeing old friends, then coming home and wreaking havoc on my kitchen for you lovely people 😈!

We will be back June 4th to take orders and start our 2-day weekly releases. If you have a request, either half or whole batch must be bought to cover costs, but I'd be pleased to take them! Might release a Snicker doodle cookie 🤔😍

THE CRUMB IS OUT.We’re vanishing into the void May 28–June 4. No bars. No buns. No regrets.We will be back June 5th, hot...
05/26/2025

THE CRUMB IS OUT.
We’re vanishing into the void May 28–June 4. No bars. No buns. No regrets.

We will be back June 5th, hotter, weirder, and probably covered in flour and questionable decisions.

Don’t burn the place down while we’re gone.

Hey everyone! I’m Paige, the slightly-unhinged human behind The Feral Crumb.We’re a teeny-tiny micro bakery run from my ...
05/25/2025

Hey everyone! I’m Paige, the slightly-unhinged human behind The Feral Crumb.
We’re a teeny-tiny micro bakery run from my rural little patch of earth, where I whip up rustic, wild, buttery-as-sin baked goods with a lot of love... and just a pinch of chaos.

Eventually, I’ll also be offering veggie plant starts, duck eggs, and extra produce from our little homestead. Think of it like cottagecore meets cryptid-core... in an apron.

If you’re into fresh bakes with heart and bite, give The Feral Crumb a follow and a share! I’d love to feed ya.

Thanks for letting me join this space!! I’m so excited to connect with you all.

This weekend, we’re unhinged in the kitchen, because nothing says America like buttery carbs and scorched sugar.Fresh-ba...
05/24/2025

This weekend, we’re unhinged in the kitchen, because nothing says America like buttery carbs and scorched sugar.

Fresh-baked, golden-as-hell pretzels, soft in the center, twisted like your favorite aunt’s conspiracy theories, salty enough to make your ex's new gf jealous.
And our feral AF s’mores bars? Melted chocolate, torched mallows, and grahams so good it might just raise the dead.

Limited batch. Wildly addictive.
Catch us before the crumbs vanish into the woods.

The Feral Crumb

We have been so lucky, for our first day, we sold 3 batches of butter bars!!! I am so excited to share my heart with all...
05/22/2025

We have been so lucky, for our first day, we sold 3 batches of butter bars!!! I am so excited to share my heart with all of you, and I can't thank you enough for the amazing support for our first day!!!

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