The crofters neuk

04/06/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

Need lunch sorted? We’ve got you 😍👇

🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY
📞 Call ahead to collect
👋 Or simply pop in and see us

🥗 Our Crofters Salad Bowls are ready to go!
Fresh • loaded • perfect for lunch on the move 😍☀️

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥣 chicken noodle

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 🤍

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🍽️ LUNCH SPECIALS

🍟 CREAMY CAJUN CHICKEN LOADED CURLY FRIES
Creamy Cajun chicken • cheese • garlic mayo • jalapeños

Loaded, cheesy and guaranteed to hit the spot 🤤🔥

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Choose your topper 👇

🇮🇹 Italian Meatballs
🍛 Katsu Crispy Chicken

Comfort food at its finest 😍

🌭 SAUSAGE ROLL MEAL
Served with chips & beans

A proper Neuk favourite 🙌🏻

🍔 HONEY CHILLI CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
🥓 Bacon
🥔 Hash Brown
🍯 Honey Chilli Sauce

Stacked high, messy and absolutely unreal 🤤🔥

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🍰 CAKES LOADED TODAY

From brownies and blondies to millionaires, cookie pies and traybakes… the cake counter is looking dangerous today 😍🍫🍪

☕ COFFEE READY & WAITING

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❤️ Whether it’s a healthy salad bowl…
🍟 A loaded lunch…
🍔 A burger fix…
☕ A coffee stop…
🍰 Or just a cheeky cake…

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK HAS YOU COVERED 🐮

See you soon folks ❤️🙌🏻🍔🍟☕️🍰🔥🚗💨

🐮🔥🍔🍟☕️🍰

03/06/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

🔥 HUMP DAY… WE’RE HALFWAY THERE! 🔥

Need lunch sorted? We’ve got you 😍👇

🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY
📞 Call ahead to collect
👋 Or simply pop in and see us

🥗 Our Crofters Salad Bowls are ready to go!
Fresh • loaded • perfect for lunch on the move 😍☀️

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥣 Lentil

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 🤍

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🍽️ LUNCH SPECIALS

🍟 CREAMY CAJUN CHICKEN LOADED CURLY FRIES
Creamy Cajun chicken • cheese • garlic mayo • jalapeños

Loaded, cheesy and guaranteed to hit the spot 🤤🔥

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Choose your topper 👇

🇮🇹 Italian Meatballs
🍛 Katsu Crispy Chicken

Comfort food at its finest 😍

🌭 SAUSAGE ROLL MEAL
Served with chips & beans

A proper Neuk favourite 🙌🏻

🍔 HONEY CHILLI CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
🥓 Bacon
🥔 Hash Brown
🍯 Honey Chilli Sauce

Stacked high, messy and absolutely unreal 🤤🔥

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🍰 CAKES LOADED TODAY

From brownies and blondies to millionaires, cookie pies and traybakes… the cake counter is looking dangerous today 😍🍫🍪

☕ COFFEE READY & WAITING

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❤️ Whether it’s a healthy salad bowl…
🍟 A loaded lunch…
🍔 A burger fix…
☕ A coffee stop…
🍰 Or just a cheeky cake…

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK HAS YOU COVERED 🐮

See you soon folks ❤️🙌🏻🍔🍟☕️🍰🔥🚗💨

🐮🔥🍔🍟☕️🍰

01/06/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

✨ HELLO MONDAY! ✨

WOW… what a weekend! 😍🔥

From 🎉 Birthday Buffets
To 💍 Wedding Breakfasts
To 🍽️ Wedding Buffets

It’s been a whirlwind and we can’t thank you enough for all the orders, visits and support ❤️

After a super busy weekend, we’re recharged and ready to do it all again! 🙌🏻☕️

🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY
📞 Call ahead to collect
👋 Or simply pop in and see us

🥗 Our Crofters Salad Bowls are ready to go too!
Fresh • loaded • perfect for lunch on the move 😍

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥣 Lentil

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 🤍

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🍽️ LUNCH SPECIALS

🍟 CREAMY CAJUN CHICKEN LOADED CURLY FRIES
Creamy Cajun chicken • cheese • garlic mayo • jalapeños

Loaded, cheesy and guaranteed to hit the spot 🤤🔥

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Choose your topper 👇

🇮🇹 Italian Meatballs
🍛 Katsu Crispy Chicken

Comfort food at its finest 😍

🌭 SAUSAGE ROLL MEAL
Served with chips & beans
A proper Neuk favourite 🙌🏻

🍔 HONEY CHILLI CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
🥓 Bacon
🥔 Hash Brown
🍯 Honey Chilli Sauce

Stacked high, messy and absolutely unreal 🤤🔥

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🍰 CAKES LOADED
☕ COFFEE READY & WAITING

Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, coffee & cake or a cheeky treat…

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK HAS YOU COVERED 🐮

See you soon folks ❤️🙌🏻🍔🍟☕️🍰🔥🚗💨

29/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

💷🔥 PAY DAY FAT FRIDAY IS HERE 🔥💷

The wages are in...The weekend is here...And calories don't count on a Friday 😏🍟🍔🧀

⏰ OPEN & READY FOR YOU 11AM–2PM🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY📞 Call ahead to collect 07423 350093👋 Or pop in and see us

☀️ Sunshine is making an appearance...🥗 Crofters Salad Bowls are flying out...🍰 Sweet counter is stacked...☕ Coffee machine is working overtime...

And today's specials are absolutely FILTHY 😍🔥

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥦 Cream of Broccoli & Cauliflower

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 🤍

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🍽️ FAT FRIDAY SPECIALS 🍽️

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL

Pick your topper 👇

🍯 Honey Chilli Crispy Chicken🍛 Katsu Crispy Chicken

Cheesy...Loaded...Absolutely elite comfort food 🤤🔥

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🍟 LOADED FRIES... LET'S HAVE IT 😍

🌶️ CHILLI BEEF LOADED FRIES

🧀 Cheese🌶️ Jalapeños🧄 Garlic Mayo

OR

🌶️ CREAMY CAJUN CHICKEN LOADED FRIES

Creamy • cheesy • loaded to the max 🔥

Messy? ✔️Worth it? ✔️Diet starts Monday? ✔️😂

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🥗 CROFTERS SALAD BOWLS

For those pretending they're being good 😏👇

Fresh salad 🥗Loaded toppings 🔥Big flavours 😍

The perfect Friday lunch balance 🙌🏻

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🍰 SWEET COUNTER FULLY LOADED

🍫 Brownies🍪 Blondies🧁 Old school favourites🍰 Cheesecakes😍 And plenty more treats waiting for you

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☕ COFFEE — WE HIT YOU ☕

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!

Get your Neuk fix delivered straight to your door and start the weekend the right way 🙌🏻

💷 PAY DAY🔥 FAT FRIDAY🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK

Let's be having

27/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

🔥 WEDNESDAY… WE’RE HALFWAY THERE 🔥
And honestly… the specials today are NOT messing about 😍🍟🧀☕️

⏰ OPEN & READY FOR YOU 11-2pm
🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY
📞 Call ahead to collect 07423 350093
👋 Or just walk in and see us

☀️ Sunshine + loaded lunch = the perfect combo 😍
Our 🥗 CROFTERS SALAD BOWLS 🥗 are READY TO GO
Fresh • loaded • ideal for lunch on the move 🙌🏻

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥦 Cream of Broccoli & Cauliflower

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 🤍

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🍽️ LUNCH? WE’VE GOT YOU 🔥

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Pick your topper 👇
🍯 Honey chilli crispy chicken
🍛 Katsu crispy chicken

Loaded, cheesy & unreal 🤤

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🍟 LOADED FRIES… OH YES 👀🔥

🌶️ CHILLI BEEF LOADED FRIES
🧀 Cheese
🌶️ Jalapeños
🧄 Garlic mayo

OR

🌶️ CREAMY CAJUN CHICKEN LOADED FRIES
Creamy • cheesy • absolutely filthy 😍🔥

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🍰 SWEET COUNTER FULLY LOADED
🍪 Blondies
🍫 Brownies
🧁 Old school favourites
…and plenty more still landing today 👀

☕️ COFFEE — WE HIT YOU ☕️

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!
Get your Neuk fix delivered straight to your door 🙌🏻

25/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

✨ HELLO MONDAY ✨
New week… let’s be having you 😍☕️

⏰ OPEN & READY FOR YOU
🚗💨 ON JUST EAT FOR DELIVERY
📞 Call ahead to collect 07423 350093
👋 Or just walk in and see us

☀️ It’s meant to be a lovely week…
which means the 🥗 CROFTERS SALAD BOWLS 🥗 are READY TO GO 😍
Fresh • loaded • perfect for lunch on the go 🙌🏻

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY

🥔
🥦 Cream of Broccoli & Cauliflower

Hot • homemade • proper comfort 😍

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🍽️ LUNCH? WE’VE GOT YOU.

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Pick your topper 👇
🍯 Honey chilli crispy chicken
🍛 Katsu crispy chicken

Loaded, cheesy & unreal 🤤

🍟 CHILLI BEEF LOADED FRIES
🧀 Cheese
🌶️ Jalapeños
🧄 Garlic mayo

Big flavours all stacked up 😍

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🍰 SWEET COUNTER FULLY LOADED
And plenty more bakes still to come 👀🍪🧁🍫

☕️ COFFEE — WE HIT YOU ☕️

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!
Get your Neuk fix delivered straight to your door 🙌🏻

21/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!

Get your FAT FRIDAY fix delivered straight to your door 🙌🏻🔥
You’re absolutely LOVING IT

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🔥 FAT FRIDAY… LET’S HAVE IT 🔥
Weekend mode: ACTIVATED 🍔🍟☕🍰

Loaded specials ✔️
Loaded cakes ✔️
Coffee flowing ✔️
Diet starts Monday 😉🙌🏻

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY
🍅 Cream of Tomato
Hot • homemade • proper comfort

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🍽️ LUNCH? WE’VE GOT YOU.

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Pick your topper 👇
🇮🇹 Italian meatballs
🌭 Mini hot dogs
🍯 Honey chilli crispy chicken

Loaded, cheesy & unreal 🤤

🍟 THE DIRTY CHIP BUTTY
BBQ pulled pork • cheese • loaded up just right 🔥

🥪 NACHO CHEESE & CRISPY CHICKEN LOADED TOASTIE
Toasted • stacked • dripping in nacho cheese 😍

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🍰 SWEET TREATS FULLY LOADED 🍰

🍪 Loaded cookies
🥧 Cookie pies
🍫 Biscoff Rocky Road
🍰 School sponge
🍫 Nutella brownie
🍯 Caramel brownie
🍫 Mars millionaires
🧀 Millionaire’s shortbread
🍫 Fudge slice
🍫 Mars Bar slice

Basically… the sweet counter is dangerous today 👀🔥

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☕ COFFEE – WE HIT YOU ☕️

Pop in • • takeaway • or get it delivered 🚗💨
Happy FAT FRIDAY folks 🙌🏻
YOU CAN PHONE AHEAD TOO 07423 350093

21/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!
You’re absolutely LIVING IT 😍
Get your Neuk fix delivered straight to your door 🙌🏻

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🔥 THURSWAY… LET’S GO 🔥
Weekend is nearly in sight and we’re loaded up ready for you ☕🍔🍟

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY
🍅 Cream of Tomato
Hot • homemade • proper comfort

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🍽️ LUNCH? WE’VE GOT YOU.

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWL
Pick your topper 👇
🇮🇹 Italian meatballs
🌭 Mini hot dogs
🍯 Honey chilli crispy chicken

Loaded, cheesy & unreal 🤤

🍟 THE DIRTY CHIP BUTTY
BBQ pulled pork • cheese • loaded up just right 🔥

🥪 NACHO CHEESE & CRISPY CHICKEN LOADED TOASTIE
Toasted, stacked & dripping in nacho cheese 😍

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🍰 SWEET TREATS FULLY LOADED 🍰

🍪 Loaded cookies
🥧 Cookie pies
🍫 Biscoff Rocky Road
🍰 School sponge
🍫 Nutella brownie
🍯 Caramel brownie
🍫 Mars millionaires
🧀 Millionaire’s shortbread
🍫 Fudge slice
🍫 Mars Bar slice

☕ COFFEE – WE HIT YOU ☕️

Pop in • sit in • takeaway • or get it delivered 🚗💨

18/05/2026

🐮 THE CROFTERS NEUK 🐮

✨ HELLO MONDAY ✨New week… let’s be having you 😍☕️

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🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY🍅 Cream of TomatoHot • homemade • proper comfort

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🍽️ LUNCH? WE’VE GOT YOU.

🧀 MEGA MAC BOWLPick your topper 👇🇮🇹 Italian meatballs🌭 Mini hot dogs🍯 Honey chilli crispy chicken

Loaded, cheesy & unreal 🤤

🍟 THE DIRTY CHIP BUTTYBBQ pulled pork • cheese • loaded up just right 🔥

🥪 NACHO CHEESE & CRISPY CHICKEN LOADED TOASTIEToasted, stacked & dripping in nacho cheese 😍

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🍰 SWEET TREATS FULLY LOADED☕️ COFFEE – WE HIT YOU ☕️

🚗💨 DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?!Get your Neuk fix delivered straight to your do

15/05/2026