20/09/2026
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. NEUTER YOUR FU***NG CAT ππ
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. NEUTER YOUR FU***NG CAT. β¨
Specifically, if youβre repeatedly breeding your female cat because youβve realised you can sell her kittens for a few hundred quid a popβ¦ Get a job. Leave her uterus alone.
Your cat is not
β A cash machine with whiskers
β Your second income
β A kitten production line
β Responsible for paying your Klarna
And no, she does not need the 'experience' of motherhood. Sheβs not going to gaze wistfully out of the window at 47 thinking, 'God, I really regret never having children.'
Meanwhile, rescues are absolutely drowning in unwanted cats and kittens while Brenda down the road is firing out Litter Number Five because 'they sell really well.' Fantastic. Nothing screams responsible pet ownership quite like monetising your catβs reproductive system. And then, when she needs an emergency C section, develops complications, stops feeding the kittens or you discover that eight kittens actually s**t quite a lot, suddenly itβs; 'Can a rescue take them? Itβs urgent x' Oh, now we're involved.
If your business model requires your cat to repeatedly give birth, you donβt have a business. You have an exploited cat.
Spay your females. Castrate your males. Stop deliberately creating more animals when rescues are already bursting at the seams. Your cat deserves to be a pet, not a payslip.
Thanks for coming to todayβs episode of For F**kβs Sake, Why Do We Still Have To Say This? π« π