Oi Cakes

01/06/2026

Close up of one of my favourite horror-inspired creations — a fully edible design inspired by Stephen King’s IT and the infamous “Welcome to Derry” 👀🎈

Featuring the sewer drain from Beverly Marsh’s bathroom scene (my absolute favourite), tangled roots, flooded tunnels, the iconic paper boat, and the red balloon rising from the darkness.

The TV scene is inspired by Pennywise manipulating Henry Bowers into hunting down the Losers Club — another standout moment that had to be included 🩸

If I ever recreated this piece, I’d definitely add an eye patch, and a paper plane hidden amongst the debris for even more little references.

Every element was handcrafted and completely edible, right down to the smallest textures and details. These kinds of sculpted designs don’t come cheap, but the level of artistry and storytelling behind them is something truly special.

Horror cakes are where chaos, nostalgia, and edible art collide 🖤

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01/06/2026

🖤 DID YOU KNOW MOST BAKES AREN’T ACTUALLY VEGETARIAN UNLESS YOU REQUEST IT? 🖤

A lot of people assume cakes, cookies and sweet treats are automatically vegetarian… but that’s not always the case 👀

Do you check if your guests, customers or the person eating your cake is vegetarian?
And more importantly — does your baker know? ❤️

Non-vegetarian ingredients are surprisingly common in baking, especially in:

💀 Pink, purple & red food colourings
💀 Glossy glaze finishes
💀 Gelatine based decorations & toppings
💀 Certain E numbers hidden in ingredients lists

And not all E numbers are simply “artificial ingredients” either… some can come from animal products, insects or bone-derived ingredients 🪲☠️

At Oi! Cakes, every single bake is fully vegetarian friendly — from the cake itself right down to the colourings, glaze and decorative details 🖤

✔ No gelatine
✔ Vegetarian friendly colourings
✔ Vegetarian friendly glaze & finishes
✔ No hidden nasties
✔ Same dark, horror-inspired vibes

Because nobody should have to second guess what’s in their cake ✨

Let’s make something sick together ❤️

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01/06/2026

✨ YOUR BRAND. OUR COOKIES. ✨

Want a fun way to make your market stall stand out? Our personalised sugar cookies are perfect for promotions, giveaways, pop ups, launches, loyalty gifts & branded displays 🖤❤️

✔ Personalised with your logo, branding or message
✔ Fondant topped with stamped designs or edible image prints
✔ Individually shrink wrapped
✔ Full ingredients list included
✔ Posted anywhere across the UK
✔ Dairy free available on request
✔ 1 month shelf life while wrapped

Perfect for market stalls, events, small businesses & alternative brands looking for something different 👀

Let’s make something sick together ☠️🖤

29/05/2026

🖤 MARKETS • SHOPS • CAFÉS • ALT SPACES 🖤

Looking for something a little darker, stranger & more unforgettable for your market, shop or event?

Oi! Cakes creates horror, alternative & supernatural themed cakes and bakes designed to stand out from the usual sweet treats 👁️🩸

We’re looking to work with:
• Markets & fayres within around 1 hour of Maldon
• Shops, cafés & businesses wanting unique themed bakes
• Alternative, gothic, spooky & seasonal events

Some items like sugar cookies & brownies can be posted UK-wide 📦
Local delivery available depending on route, including Chelmsford, Hatfield Peverel, Tiptree, Great Totham & surrounding areas.

Let’s make something sick together 🖤

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27/05/2026

Obsessed with cake? 🩸
July bookings are now open for blood drip cakes, obsession-themed designs, and all things dark, dramatic, and dangerously delicious.

If you’re planning a birthday, horror party, alternative wedding, goth gathering, or just want a cake that turns heads — Oi! Cakes has you covered. 🔪🖤

DM to secure your date before the diary fills up.

27/05/2026

24/05/2026

🖤 Oi! Cakes has been updated — explore the new highlights!
Crypt Cake • Killer Birthday • Skull Splitter • Cauldron Curiosities — each bite crafted for the dark‑hearted sweet tooth.
Shop the collection now at oi‑cakes.sumupstore.com 🕯️

23/05/2026

Fresh from the crypt… 🪦
Our Crypt Cakes are here for spooky season. Choose from rich chocolate or classic vanilla sponge, topped with matching buttercream and a white chocolate skull 💀

Also lurking in the cabinet:
🖤 Old school cake style slices
🖤 Fudgy brownies with chocolate drizzle + skull topper

Cute, creepy, and dangerously good.
DM to order or wait until they’re buried in the website 🕯️

14/02/2026

Valentine’s Day treatbox from a brilliant local baker .henwitchbakes — packed with proper indulgence. Millionaire Shortbread, Chocolate & Caramel Macarons, Rolo Tiffin Hearts, Jammy Dodger Blondies, Bronuts, Black Forest Cookies, Baileys Brownies, and Vanilla Shortbread Hearts. No gimmicks, just solid bakes and big flavours. Perfect for a chilled night in and a bit of spoiling ourselves.