24/11/2025
🎄🪵 GOBLIN YULE LOG ALERT! 🪵🎄
The goblins have been up to festive mischief again… and this time they’ve tried something dangerously delicious:
✨ A Brownie Yule Log ✨
Yes, you read that right.
A brownie.
Shaped like a log.
Covered in chocolate and dusted with goblin-approved snowy magic.
🌟 Thick, fudgy brownie centre
🌟 Chocolate sculpted into suspiciously tree-like bark
🌟 A blizzard of icing sugar because the goblins got carried away (again)
But before anyone starts plotting their Christmas wish list…
⚠️ Goblin Announcement ⚠️
This was a one-off goblin experiment and is NOT available to order.
(It barely survived the goblins themselves — they kept trying to “test” it for structural integrity. With their mouths.)
Think of it as a festive myth.
A sweet legend.
A chocolatey creature that may never appear again… unless the goblins get bored one night.