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👩🏻‍🍳 Hannah | The Funki Chef
⭐️Pink-loving cake maker building a dream business in real time
🎂 Custom cakes • cupcakes • catering
💗 Real life • real flavour • no beige vibes
📍 Greenock, Scotland | DM to chat orders

✨ You guessed it! ✨We’re delighted to announce that The Funki Chef goes live on CLYDE EATS tomorrow, 4 June, at 10:30am!...
03/06/2026

✨ You guessed it! ✨

We’re delighted to announce that The Funki Chef goes live on CLYDE EATS tomorrow, 4 June, at 10:30am! 🩷🙌🏻

That means your favourite Funki Chef treats can now be delivered straight to your door… but that’s not all. 👀

We’ve also been working away behind the scenes on some pretty epic new menu items, and trust us when we say you’re going to want to see these. 👩🏻‍🍳✨

Think indulgent. Think craveable. Think proper Funki Chef comfort food.

The countdown is on… ⏰

📅 Thursday 4 June
⏰ 10:30am
🚚 Available on Clyde Eats

Who’s placing the first order then?

Ooooooh I’ve got a secret…. A delicious secret! Any guesses? Who wants a clue?
03/06/2026

Ooooooh I’ve got a secret…. A delicious secret!

Any guesses? Who wants a clue?

Strawberry season! If you know, you know…. They’ll be on the counter next week 😁😁😁😁
23/05/2026

Strawberry season! If you know, you know…. They’ll be on the counter next week 😁😁😁😁

We get so many compliments on our front door wreath! I am completely in love with it 😍 From the very first message, it w...
22/05/2026

We get so many compliments on our front door wreath! I am completely in love with it 😍

From the very first message, it was such a joy working with another local small business Flowers from the Square— friendly, helpful and really taking the time to create something special. The attention to detail is incredible, and it has honestly finished off our front door perfectly. I’m so grateful to have such a stunning piece welcoming people into The Funki Chef every day.

Thank you so much for creating something so lovely, and being able to keep it local and support another small Inverclyde business is the cherry on top 🩷✨

New on the counter today…. French fancies 👩🏻‍🍳 homemade, of course!
21/05/2026

New on the counter today…. French fancies 👩🏻‍🍳 homemade, of course!

⚠️ CLOSED TODAY & TOMORROW ⚠️We’re taking a couple of days behind the scenes for staff training, menu development and a ...
15/05/2026

⚠️ CLOSED TODAY & TOMORROW ⚠️

We’re taking a couple of days behind the scenes for staff training, menu development and a few final tweaks to the shop 👩🏻‍🍳✨

We’ll be back on Tuesday refreshed, recharged and ready to feed you all again 🩷 (and maybe with a big announcement… who knows 🙃)

Thanks as always for supporting our little independent business x

On the counter todayHomemade Red Velvet slice Homemade Toffee Old School Cake
07/05/2026

On the counter today
Homemade Red Velvet slice
Homemade Toffee Old School Cake

I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣Next person to...
06/05/2026

I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣
Next person to come in and ask for Billy gets the cake
We close at 3….
GO GO GO

Update: gone! I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣...
06/05/2026

Update: gone!

I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣
Next person to come in and ask for Billy gets the cake
We close at 3….
GO GO GO

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06/05/2026

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🗣️"It’s been so rewarding seeing you all"🍰

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19 Rue End Street
Greenock
PA151EZ

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