The Funki Chef

23/05/2026

Strawberry season! If you know, you know…. They’ll be on the counter next week 😁😁😁😁

22/05/2026

We get so many compliments on our front door wreath! I am completely in love with it 😍

From the very first message, it was such a joy working with another local small business Flowers from the Square— friendly, helpful and really taking the time to create something special. The attention to detail is incredible, and it has honestly finished off our front door perfectly. I’m so grateful to have such a stunning piece welcoming people into The Funki Chef every day.

Thank you so much for creating something so lovely, and being able to keep it local and support another small Inverclyde business is the cherry on top 🩷✨

21/05/2026

New on the counter today…. French fancies 👩🏻‍🍳 homemade, of course!

15/05/2026

⚠️ CLOSED TODAY & TOMORROW ⚠️

We’re taking a couple of days behind the scenes for staff training, menu development and a few final tweaks to the shop 👩🏻‍🍳✨

We’ll be back on Tuesday refreshed, recharged and ready to feed you all again 🩷 (and maybe with a big announcement… who knows 🙃)

Thanks as always for supporting our little independent business x

07/05/2026

On the counter today
Homemade Red Velvet slice
Homemade Toffee Old School Cake

06/05/2026

I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣
Next person to come in and ask for Billy gets the cake
We close at 3….
GO GO GO

06/05/2026

Update: gone!

I’ve made a cake for something I’m working on… decided to do a wee give away instead of eating it myself 🤣
Next person to come in and ask for Billy gets the cake
We close at 3….
GO GO GO

06/05/2026

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🗣️"It’s been so rewarding seeing you all"🍰

29/04/2026

WE DID IT!!! 💗
No… we SMASHED it!!! 👊🔥

What a day. Honestly… blown away.

A massive thank you to our incredible team—both at The Funki Chef and Coffee Comfort. Your dedication, passion and sheer hard work is the reason this dream is now a reality. We couldn’t have done it without you ❤️

And to some amazing local businesses who helped us get to opening day
✨LM Decorators– for bringing the space to life
✨ Swordfish Signs – for our epic signage
✨ Italian Aroma Coffee – for the unreal coffee
✨ Aulds the Bakers – for the most delicious rolls 😎

We’ve had the BEST first day. Thank you so much to everyone who came down and supported us—it means everything.

And if you didn’t make it today…
See you tomorrow from 9am 😁👩🏻‍🍳✨