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Clumsy Cow Embroidery & Print At Clumsy Cow we pride ourselves on doing our upmost to ensure out clients get the perfect products for them.

We love creating personalised laser engraved, printed and 3d printed products.

Literally my favourite time of the year! ,cozy fires, fluffy blankets and delicious candles! ………. In reality my boilers ...
19/10/2026

Literally my favourite time of the year! ,cozy fires, fluffy blankets and delicious candles! ………. In reality my boilers on the blink, no heating or hot water till the boiler is replaced on Thursday 🤣………. Though it’s still my favourite season 🍁🍂🥮 🍁 🍁

Sunday morning lie-in? Not a chance.First car load already at the tip, second one brewing. Turns out I can't sit still w...
18/10/2026

Sunday morning lie-in? Not a chance.

First car load already at the tip, second one brewing. Turns out I can't sit still when the house is chaos.

I know it sounds daft but if my spare room looks like a skip, my brain feels like one too. Can't think straight, can't create straight.

Anyone else like this, or is it just me? 😅

The packing materials are everywhere. I've got a brew going cold on the side. I don't care.New kit day hits different wh...
16/10/2026

The packing materials are everywhere. I've got a brew going cold on the side. I don't care.

New kit day hits different when you've been waiting since July for it to show up.

She's big. Bigger than I expected if I'm being straight with you. But the ideas I've got lined up for her, she's going to need to be.

Watch this space. New products are coming and I am so ready.

15/10/2026

If there was an award for thinking about making things instead of actually making them, I'd have won it several times over by now.

Today though. Today I got stuff done.

New products listed, more ideas in the pipeline. The shop is looking considerably less neglected than it was this morning.

A fidget toy AND a bag charm AND a personalised gift, all in one keyring.The clicker is genuinely satisfying. The name m...
15/10/2026

A fidget toy AND a bag charm AND a personalised gift, all in one keyring.

The clicker is genuinely satisfying. The name makes it theirs. The beaded charm option makes it pretty.

This one’s for the kids who always have something in their hands, and the parents who want to buy something they’ll actually use.

New in the shop if you want to take a look.

The kids have been feral about trading and we’ve finally done something about it. 🎉Introducing the Trading Board. Full s...
14/10/2026

The kids have been feral about trading and we’ve finally done something about it. 🎉

Introducing the Trading Board. Full size. Built for proper swapping sessions, not a flimsy bit of cardboard on a picnic blanket, they can choose different configurations to do the trading! These will be perfect Christmas presents!

Fidgets, toys, whatever they’ve dragged out of their bedrooms. It all goes on the board.

Drop a comment or send me a message to get yours ordered.

Theme parks do nothing for me. Fireworks, fine. But a Christmas market? That's it. That's the thing that gets me every s...
03/10/2026

Theme parks do nothing for me. Fireworks, fine. But a Christmas market? That's it. That's the thing that gets me every single time.

Just booked my first trip to Bruges and I cannot wait.

Something about the lights and the mulled w**e and just wandering around in the cold that feels properly festive to me.

Am I alone in this or do you get it too? And if you've been to Bruges, what do I need to know?

She hasn’t turned up to football without a hair tie since.I read that back three times. That’s the whole message. That’s...
03/10/2026

She hasn’t turned up to football without a hair tie since.

I read that back three times. That’s the whole message. That’s it. And somehow that’s the one that got me.

Not a five-star review. Not a big order. Just a mum on a freezing sideline who no longer has to do the panicked pocket-check before kick-off.

Anyway. The rest of the team clocked it. Bulk order incoming. I won’t lie, the happy dance was immediate and it was not dignified.

Team orders are open. Chuck me a message if you need them. ⚽ other designs available

She hasn’t turned up to football without a hair tie since.I read that back three times. That’s the whole message. That’s...
03/10/2026

She hasn’t turned up to football without a hair tie since.

I read that back three times. That’s the whole message. That’s it. And somehow that’s the one that got me.

Not a five-star review. Not a big order. Just a mum on a freezing sideline who no longer has to do the panicked pocket-check before kick-off.

Anyway. The rest of the team clocked it. Bulk order incoming. I won’t lie, the happy dance was immediate and it was not dignified.

Team orders are open. Chuck me a message if you need them. ⚽ other designs available

02/10/2026

The kids got up first time this morning.

Their mum did not.

To be fair, the intention was absolutely there. I set the alarm. I heard the alarm. I made a very informed decision to have five more minutes.

They've had their daily to-do lists since last night. I've had a snooze button and a guilt trip.

Anyway. The busy C word is nearly upon us, someone in this house has to be organised and apparently it's going to be the children.

Orders are open soon if anyone needs me. I'll be up. Probably.

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