29/05/2026
I had to share this 🤦🏼♀️😂
UNPOPULAR OPINION!
Dot cake is not a “new viral trend”.
We’ve been slapping hundreds and thousands on cakes for decades, thank you very much.
It’s called nostalgia. It’s called birthday parties in village halls. It’s called your nan doing her best with a tub of sprinkles and zero regrets.
Not everything needs a rebrand, a hashtag, and a dramatic slow-mo reveal.
Sometimes it’s just cake. With dots. And it’s been good all along.
Shut up and enjoy the sugar.