The Bakehoose

17/09/2026

🍍💛 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! 💛🍍

A very special SpongeBob-themed cake created for a little one’s 5th birthday! 🧽🌊⭐ We had so much fun bringing this colourful underwater design to life, complete with SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward! 🎂✨

Inside is a delicious three-layer chocolate cake, filled with a rich chocolate hazelnut ganache, crumb coated in smooth vanilla buttercream, then covered and decorated with fondant to create the finished SpongeBob design. 🍫🤎

A cake that’s just as delicious on the inside as it is fun on the outside! 💕

Happy 5th Birthday! 🥳🎈

Love,
The Bakehoose 🩷🧁

14/09/2026

💕 THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER SELL-OUT WEEK! 💕

Honestly, the support for The Bakehoose has been amazing, and we’re so grateful for every single order! 🥰

Just a little update — there will be no protein/tray bakes this week as we’re super busy with cake orders 🎂💕 But don’t worry… they’ll be back next week!

✨ Week commencing 21st September
💕 Collection Friday 25th September

And remember, The Bakehoose isn’t just protein bakes! 🤤 We make homemade cakes for all occasions, whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, celebration or simply because you fancy something special!

Not a cake person? We’ve got you covered too! 😍 Cheesecakes, sticky toffee puddings, brownie stacks, full trays of traybakes to order and plenty more can all be made to order.

If you’ve got an occasion coming up — or just fancy treating yourself or someone else — drop us a message to see what we can make for you. 💌

Thank you again for keeping us so busy and supporting our little business. It really does mean the world! 🩷🧁

The Bakehoose 💕
Homemade • Freshly Baked • Made With Love

10/09/2026

💕 SOLD OUT ALREADY! 💕

I honestly can’t thank you all enough! 🥹🩷

Cookie Dough, Protein Cookies, Lemon Cheesecake & Blueberry + Blackcurrant Granola are now SOLD OUT! 🙌🏼

There is now VERY limited availability left on the rest of this week’s treats, so if you’ve had your eye on something, please get your orders in ASAP before they’re all gone! 🍫🍰

Thank you SO much for every order, share, comment and bit of support. You’re certainly keeping me busy, and I’m so grateful for it! 🥰🩷

Remaining treats are available for collection or delivery Friday — message me to order! 💌

Love,
The Bakehoose 💕

09/09/2026

💕 THIS WEEK AT THE BAKEHOOSE 💕

Our treats are back for another week — with plenty of indulgent favourites and protein-packed options to choose from! 😍🍫

🍰 INDULGENT TREATS
• Jaffa Cake Brownie — £2.50
• Mars Bar Crispy — £3.00
• Old Skool Sponge — £2.50

💪 PROTEIN RANGE
🍪 No Bake Cookie Dough — £3.50 a tub
19g protein | 257 kcals

🍪 Chocolate Chip Protein Cookies — £4.00 pack of 3
6.8g protein | 185 kcals per cookie

🍫 Chocolate Brownie — £2.50 per slice
12g protein | 230 kcals

🍋 Lemon Cheesecake — £3.50 per slice
19g protein | 180 kcals

🫐 Blueberry & Blackcurrant Granola — £5.00 per bag (6 servings)
18g protein | 342 kcals per serving

📩 ORDERS ARE NOW OPEN!
Limited availability each week, so message me to get your order in. Collection or delivery Friday. 💗

Thank you so much for supporting my small business! 🫶

09/09/2026

💗 THIS WEEK’S BAKES ARE COMING! 💗

This week’s treats will be freshly made to order and ready for collection or delivery this Friday! 🧁🍪

✨ Freshly baked
💪 Packed with protein
💕 Made with love
🤤 And perfect for a Friday treat!

Orders open at 6PM TONIGHT! ⏰💗

Get your orders in and I’ll get baking! 👩‍🍳✨
Collection & delivery available Friday.

Who’s excited to see this week’s bakes?! 👀💕

02/09/2026

💗 NEW PROTEIN RANGE HAS LANDED! 💗

You asked for some lighter, protein-packed options alongside the usual Bakehoose indulgence… and here they are! 🙌

Whether you’re tracking your protein, watching your calories, or just fancy something delicious, there’s something for everyone this week.

🍪 Banana Bread Cookies — 8g protein per cookie | 170 kcals | 3 for £4.00
🍫 Kinder Bueno Cheesecake — 20g protein | 270 kcals | £3.50
🤎 Chocolate Brownie — 12g protein | 230 kcals | £3.00
🥜 Chocolate & Peanut Butter Protein Balls — 6g protein per ball | 114 kcals | 3 for £5.00
🍌 Banana & Cranberry Granola — 20g protein | 350 kcals per serving | £5.50 for 6 servings

And don’t worry… the proper naughty treats aren’t going anywhere! 😍

💕 White Chocolate & Raspberry Jammy Dodger Slice — £2.50
🍫 Mars Bar Crispie Millionaire — £3.00

📦 Available for collection or delivery on Friday.
✨ Everything is homemade in small batches, so availability is limited each week.

💌 PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!
Drop me a message to get yours booked in before they’re gone.

Thank you so much for continuing to support my little business — I can’t wait for you to try the new range! 💗🧁

01/09/2026

💗 SOMETHING NEW IS COMING TOMORROW… 💗

I’ve been keeping this one quiet for a few weeks and I’m SO excited to finally share it with you! 👀✨

Tomorrow, The Bakehoose is launching a BRAND NEW range that brings together two things I absolutely love — baking delicious treats AND focusing on protein & nutrition. 🧁💪

I wanted to create something for those days when you still want a proper Bakehoose treat, but you’d also love something that fits a little more easily around your goals.

So behind the scenes I’ve been baking, testing, tweaking and taste-testing to get everything just right. 🤭💕

Think…

🍪 Cookies
🍫 Brownies
🍰 Cheesecake
🥜 Sweet little snacks
✨ And something for your breakfasts too…

All with protein and calories clearly listed, because enjoying something sweet and keeping track of your nutrition absolutely can go hand in hand. 💗

And don’t worry — the indulgent Bakehoose favourites aren’t going anywhere! This is something NEW to sit alongside them. 🙌

⏰ FULL RANGE REVEALED TOMORROW at 9.15am!
LIMITED AVAILABILITY!!! 🤍

I genuinely can’t wait to show you what I’ve been working on. 🥹💕

Who wants a sneak peek? 👀👇

28/05/2026

🧁 Last weekend we were honoured to donate these vanilla cupcakes with buttercream topping to the Sands - baby loss charity bake sale 💙

Well done to everyone who supported such an amazing cause — it’s always special to be able to contribute to events that make such a difference for families affected by baby loss.

✨ Don’t forget there’s still another chance to support this incredible charity at the raffle taking place this Friday night in The Galloway Bar, Wigtown!

There are so many fantastic prizes up for grabs, including TWO of our traybake boxes 🎉🍫

If you’re local, make sure to pop along, support a wonderful cause, and maybe even win yourself some treats! 💙

27/05/2026

🩷 THIS WEEK’S MENU 🩷

You asked… and we delivered 👀✨
Another week full of homemade favourites freshly baked at The Bakehoose 🍰

🤎 Brownies
• Cornflake Brownie
• Oreo
• Rolo

🩷 Traybakes
• Snickers
• Mars Caramel Crispie
• Batenburg
• Milkybar
• Old Skool Sponge

🍪 Cookie Pie Slices
• Kinder
• White Chocolate & Biscoff

💗 4 slices for £12 or available individually by the slice
📍 Collection or delivery available Friday
📍 Also available over the weekend at The Frying Scotsman

Pre-orders are highly recommended as availability is limited each week and boxes are already filling up fast 👀✨

Thank you all again for the continued support, returning every week, sharing our posts and helping our small business grow — we appreciate every single one of you more than you know 🫶💖

19/05/2026

🩷 THIS WEEK’S MENU 🩷

Another week packed full of your favourites at The Bakehoose 🍰✨
Thank you all again for the unbelievable support — every week you continue to sell us out and we honestly couldn’t be more grateful 🫶

✨ This week’s treats ✨

🤎 Brownies
• Cornflake
• Raspberry

🍫 Rice Krispie Cups
• Terrys Chocolate Orange
• Kinder
• Caramel Dairy Milk

🩷 Tray Bakes
• Old Skool Sponge
• Ferrero Rocher
• Reese’s Pieces
• Jammy Dodger
• Custard Cream
• White Chocolate Biscoff Slice

🍪 Cookie Pie Slices
• Kinder
• Biscoff

💗 4 slices for £12 or available individually by the slice
📍 Collection or delivery available Friday
📍 Also available over the weekend at The Frying Scotsman

Please message the page to pre-order as availability is limited each week and boxes have already started going fast 👀✨

Thank you again for supporting our small business week after week — we appreciate every single one of you 💖

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