Filthy Footlong

Filthy Footlong Seriously indulgent.

Unapologetically fun.

đź‘… Deliciously Divine Footlong Brownies
🍫 12 inches of Pure Pleasure
📦 Nationwide delivery
⬇️ Shop online today

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Want to send a gift that’s filthy, fun, and actually unforgettable?Our Footlong Brownie Golden Ticket lets you record a ...
16/04/2026

Want to send a gift that’s filthy, fun, and actually unforgettable?

Our Footlong Brownie Golden Ticket lets you record a personal audio or video message - we turn it into a QR code and tuck it inside your order like a delicious little secret.

Whether it’s a birthday, breakup, thank‑you, or “just because you deserve something indulgent”, your message hits different when it arrives with a ridiculously oversized, impossibly indulgent brownie.

🎥 Record your message
🎫 We print the Golden Ticket
📦 They open the box
📱 They scan → your voice, your face, your moment

Go on… make someone’s day a little filthier.

10/04/2026

We can hype these brownies all day… but nothing compares to trying them yourself. Here’s the proof.





07/04/2026

Packing like a pro.
Brownie, toppings, dips, dunks - the full filthy experience in one box (2 if you count the Dip and Dunk!).

Come snack pleasurably - check out our full range on www.filthyfootlong.co.uk

02/04/2026

Andrew insisted he wanted to help today.
Absolutely begged for it.
Said, “Please, let me sit on a pile of boxes and support the brownies business, my love.”

01/04/2026

Be honest…
What exactly are you waiting for?
A handwritten invitation? A sign from the universe?
A brownie that climbs into your lap and begs?
Because we already make 2kg footlongs of pure filth, delivered straight to your door, ready to ruin your self‑control in the best possible way.
Stop pretending you’re “thinking about it”.
You’re not.
You’re hungry.
Order the damn brownie.

30/03/2026

London gave us rain.
We gave London a Filthy Footlong.

From soggy streets to full‑blown flavour euphoria - every reaction was real, every laugh was earned, and every bite proved the same thing:

Filthy hits different. Even in a downpour.

People stopped.
People stared.
People howled at the packaging.
And then they tasted it… and suddenly the weather didn’t matter anymore.

This is Filthy Footlong in the wild - unapologetic, oversized, and dangerously delicious.
Rain-tested. London-approved.

29/03/2026

There’s something deeply healing about cracking open a fresh delivery of Oreos and stacking them for use. (That's right - we use REAL Oreos in our brownies)

No mess.
Just order.

Crisp plastic crinkles.
Perfect rows.

Oreo heaven being restocked for the hungry masses.
If only all admin felt this good.

Order now!

25/03/2026

❄️ Hail outside, warmth inside.
Today called for something slow, simple, and soothing - just a relaxed bake while the weather does its thing.
A little calm in the chaos.

23/03/2026

Easter’s meant to be holy… but these footlongs have other plans.
Egg‑stasy or Choco‑Tease Orange Squeeze - crack ’em open, turn the volume up, and let your Easter get filthy.
Order now if you like your treats long, loud, and impossible to behave around.

Don't forget to order your special "Hop On This" easter sleeve whilst stocks last!

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