05/09/2026
Listen, you could get Mom another scented candle that smells like "Linen Breeze," or you could get her what she actually wants: Carbs. Massive ones.
I’m taking over a table at the Pomeroy Hotel tomorrow from 10 AM – 2 PM, and I am coming armed with the good stuff. If you’re looking to secure your spot as the favorite child (or just want to bribe your way out of trouble), here’s the plan:
The Goods:
Sourdough: Crusty, tangy, and incredibly delicious.
Sourdough Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies: There aren't words for these... besides utter perfection.
Jumbo Cinnamon Buns: I’m not kidding when I say "jumbo." They’re basically pillows made of sugar and cinnamon.
Lemon Raspberry Coffee Cake: It’s honestly rude how good this is. It's "drool-on-the-counter" worthy.
Crunchy Things: I've got crackers and granola for when you need a "snack" that accidentally turns into a meal.
The Strategy:
1. Get to the Pomeroy early.
2. Follow the smell of butter and sourdough.
3. Buy the treats.
4. Accept your "Best Child" trophy.
I'll be there until 2:00, or until I succumb to the temptation and eat all the cinnamon buns myself. See you tomorrow, Olds!